ONE:

People sometimes dont realise that I tend to mumble my words when i talk; thats why they'd go "Huh? Say again?"

I might sound a little accentish on occasions; not a wannabe cos i really speak like that.  Maybe im short tongue.... hahaha 

 

TWO:

I learnt english through the most amazing invention ever invented; TV!!!!! ... it works im not kidding!

 

THREE:

I'm not afraid of creepy crawlies.  In fact i kill them with much joy.  Once i placed a roach in a mineral bottle; fill it half full of water and played narly surfing waves with it.  I kept beetles, catepillars and ladybugs as pets before; found them amongst my plants outside.  Im only afraid, terrified, extremely nervous when i see dogs; i hate dogs.

 

FOUR:

I HATE PINK!!!!!!!!! Its called Chromophobia; fear of colours, in my case its just one colour.  Pink just makes me nauseous; feel like puking everytime i see it.  Could be a temporary psychological biasness or something i dont know.  Thats why i dont have pink stuff ... but ever since i painted my room purple plum, it sort of turned purplish pink as time goes by and now i get really sick whenever im in my room.  Thats why i sleep in the living room instead.

 

FIVE:

I love watching cartoons.  Me not watching cartoons for a day its like Homer Simpson quits on alcohol.  Cartoons will be the only thing i watch if im holding the remote.  My mom often wonder why is a 24 year old still watching cartoons like a kid?  I do watch other programs like sports, movies, MTV and sitcoms.  But its not as entertaining as cartoons. Your brain doesnt have to stimulate that much when watching cartoons.  There's no direct human encouragement to violence, prejudice or racism in cartoons.  Usually based on fantasy its easier to digest the contents of the approach; for it might tap on a similar fantasy that we may have. 

 

SIX:

I get very excited when i see drags.  Hahaha nature's marvel kekekeke.  Interesting characters to begin with and tons of individuality.  Some might find it scary to hear a woman with a man's voice i find it really entertaining ... OMG OMG OMG!!!! Pete Burns is my favourite drag for now. Its an old band .... Dead Or Alive.  You might remember the song ... you spin me round round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

 

So bleh ... im weird and loving it

 

Oh dear my sister is talking in her sleep again ....

 

Will fill you in on the causes of it ...

 

Its really weird ... she actually speaks her dream out loud especially when its a pissed off dream

hahahahaha

 

Asian racism in Carlifornia is more of a comedy to me rather than your white state of Rowanda that might lead to a 1-way ticket out of state starting life somewhere afresh.  People still thinks that asians are masters of KUNG-FU. Yeah and if you said you dont know any moves ...  you're hiding some secret move protecting a legacy or something hahahahaha.

 

Margeret Cho said this "I fired my manager the other day..."

yeah thats a nice way to put it

Anyways the manager said this: "You know what Margeret, the asian thing puts people off"

What the hell is the Asian Thing? Is it something i pull out of my ass every year or so ... to jazz up my career or something huh?!

Oh hey is that an ice block? .. let me help you with that  ... "HAIYA!!!! .. CHOP CHOP CHOP!!!"

 

Or when you're on a transit flight across the state and the steward goes "Asian Chicken Salad? .... Asian Chicken Salad?"

When it comes to the chinese lady ... ummm ... "Chicken Salad?"

Umm what the hell is he expecting the lady to do?

Like hello they dont expect you to stay true to their great ancestor's recipe

"THIS IS NOT A CHICKEN SALAD!!!!" "Back in my homeland, there's spring onions ... Crispy wantons ... and mandarin orange!!!!!!"

 

Its a common stereotype that they visualised us asians to look the same in our own races.

Ummm have you looked in a mirror lately?

You ang-moh's look bloody the same to us too dont you know?

 

My lecturer told me of his funny encounter with asian racism back in his college days.

He and a friend stopped for gas in this rural town somewhere in the north-west states and happened to spot SUBWAY across the street.

They decided to grab a bite before heading off ... didnt take long for the counter to stare and hid all the kitchen utesils away from my lecturer's eyes. hahaha ... what??? Tiao!!!

Before long he popped the question ... "Hey brother, you chinese? Are you american?"

"Oh im from singapore ... but studying in Canada so we're not from around here.. why?"

"Singapore ... I bet thats in China. You know any Kung-Fu?"

"????????????????????????"

"Come on, You can't hide your secrets forever"

Hahahahahahah OMG its freaking funny just listening to it let alone watching it all happen.  So my dumb-ass lecturer decided to humour the dude by displaying some idiotic moves just entertain him.

 

"ok look carefully ar .... lift your hands like this ... yeah ... thats the SNAKE"

"And crouch like this with your hands in the air ... its the EAGLE"

" okok last one  ... since you learn fast .. i'll teach you this.  Claw your hands like this .. and grab!!!! Pow thats the TIGER!!!!"

 

HAHAHAHA the dude went on behind the counter to practice ... oh boy.....

Kudos to my lecturer man ...