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    June 30

    Stalker Psychadelics

     A CATECHISM
     
    Who can I blame
    If my days are but thoughts of you?
    It is as safe as if an earlier self
    One my memory hardly knew
    With resurrection and surprise
    Strides in to maim my old barbarian ways
     
    For I hear myself again
    By enchantment of a free bird
    Your image in vermillion
    Kindles the embres of my words
    Which gathering break the sides of thought
    Calling the blood to put out flowers
    To put out flowers
    Put out flowers
     
     
     
     
    CONFORMITY
     
    The very old died young
    Having eased themselves
    Ambition, calculating smiles
    Connived quietness
    Died softly in the dispensation
    Oh happy colonial days
    Properly cautious they were
    Turned from the call of hills
    To the acquisition of a careful face
    A curfew on the heart
     
    What was it that you want from me?
    To be gentle and inbred
    Being acceptable you might say
    Traditional a good softspoken
    Ceremonial, familiarise
    Never mindfull never vulgar
    As you are my first born
    Am I stolen, indeed into this large conformity?
     
     
    Edwin Thumboo
     
     
     
    June 27

    How pregnant can a pregnant lady get?

    Big tummy
    Slow type walking
    Or just that very obvious look that youre pregnant
     
    Lets look at those below 3 months pregnant k
    They wear the same clothes like a non-pregnant lady right
    A dress, pants, top or maybe with shorts even
    But they do have a little bulge of their tummy ... to most people they will stare first then mumble " hmmm gosh she's pregnant, (blank blank blank blank blank)"
    If youre seated, most people wont get up and offer her their seat ... nope
    Since she's still strong might as well work on those leg muscles; it will come in handy when the baby develops as they turn away like nothing's happened ... thats for most singaporeans for ya
     
    But now there's a new evolution in courtesy
    (For those who are tooooooooooooooooo polite)
    Not everything you see is true
    Just because you think she's pregnant .... do you think she's really pregnant????
    Since women by nature has her faulty parts of the body, you know like an extended behind or chicken thighs or in this case THE BULGING TUMMY!!!
    How much of an imbicle can one be to mistake a lady who has a bulging tummy to be pregnant?????
     
    I will not reveal the victim of this mistaken identity but i must say that i did laugh my heads out when i heard this.
    Like she was in the train, heading home after work looking shagged as usual due to the flu
    Then this woman asked her "Excuse me are you pregnant??? Here here sit down aiyo poor thing ... "
    DIAO WOR!!!!
    Haiz ..........
    Well how contradicting can singaporeans get?
    On one hand there's a handful that wont budge from their seats and on the other hand there's a funny lot that cannot wait to give you their seat upon seeing your vulnerability.
    Hohohohoho extremes on both ends!!!!!!
    It can be very offensive at times when someone is symphatising with you but sounding blatant and blunt at the same time.  Its not that good to be that honest sometimes.
    But this case of mistaken identity is definately something to ponder on
    Is it funny .... because it doesnt bother you that much .... or
    Is it offensive ..... as in "are you trying to say im fat??!!!"
     
     
     
     
     
    June 25

    Horrible Career Inventory Results

    Gee i took this test to see what kind of career might be suitable for me
    And look at it!!!
    Gosh never in my balistic mind thought that i'll land in the business sector haha
    Anyway its just a test ...
     
     
     
    EXTROVERSION                                 66%
    EMOTIONAL STABILITY                     53%
    ORDERLINESS                                   53%
    ALTRUISM                                          53%
    INQUISITIVENESS                             56%
     
     
    You are an Executive, possible professions include - program designer, attorney, administrator, office manager, chemical engineer, sales manager, logistics consultant, franchise owner, new business developer, personnel manager, investment banker, labor relations, management trainer, credit investigator, mortgage broker, corporate team trainer, environmental engineer, biomedical engineer, business consultant, educational consultant, personal financial planner, network integration specialist, media planner/buyer.